Slide your dick inside a Roman pussy tonight just like they do in the free porn videos with this one trick

If you think that the beer makes your woman horny, try to feed her some Red Bulls tonight and wait for your balls to get empty like the Iraq’s oil fields.

I have always been a regular visitor to the world-class escorts and I am yet to meet an escort with blood pressure issues. Those escort chicks are so content, happy and blissful that they never suffer with any of that.

Also, each of the high class escorts that I ever met owned more expensive gadgets than the richest corporate women I know, they really believe in using nothing but the best.

Most escorts that I met, loved to learn what they didn’t already know, be it the positions, the etiquettes, you name it.

I recently met a renowned historian who told me that the ancient Romans used to fuck their female slaves much worse than their Islamic counterparts, he also showed me some Roman-themed free porn to prove his case. I don’t know whether he was right or not and I don’t care about any of that history shit, but I gotta say that the chicks in each of those videos were effing hot.

I recently enjoyed a trip to New Delhi, India as a sex tourist and it was saddening to see that there were less Russian escorts in the city this time than there were back in 2004. I believe that it has most likely to do with the declining economy of the nation, which has been going down like never before since the new government of ‘The Childless Modi’ took over.

According to me and many other friends of mine, a smart woman is one who doesn’t let a single drop of your semen go waste. She literally swallows it all like a real daughter of a bitch. My ex-wife was also like that until she once caught me fucking her own mother; That’s when the procedure of my divorce with her began. Her mother loved to get her ass cheeks slapped and hence I would like to end this post by quoting “Never marry a woman who doesn’t like to get her ass cheeks slapped.”.

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