Syphilis patient would jerk off to free Brazzers videos all the time until finally dying due to the coronavirus

Ingo Tophoven from West New York, NJ, is a full-time sports coach who was never selected for any team until he reached the high school. Ingo is also a part-time sex blogger, who recently announced on his sex blog that one of his uncles who recently died due to coronavirus also had Syphilis in his system. He claims that the Syphilis made his uncle more sexual than ever before but just because he didn’t want to transfer the disease, he would rather jerk off to the brazzers free videos all the time.

Ingo claims to have been doing a research to see if it does the same for everybody. He says that no doctor is cooperating with him in his research and it is really sad.

Ingo sold condom cubes as a hobby on eBay and etsy before his account got banned by both the websites for the violation of a policy, and it happened very soon.

One of Ingo’s cousins is a transgender who used to roam around the street with an orange fixed on the left side of the chest and an apple on the right side until finally getting a surgery. This cousin of Ingo spends at least 30 minutes a day of her bashing Catholics on the internet who are always speaking or writing against the transgenders.

This cousin of Ingo has made love to men belonging to over 80 countries of the world. She claims that the Sri Lankan men have the largest dicks in the entire Indian subcontinent.

Slide your dick inside a Roman pussy tonight just like they do in the free porn videos with this one trick

If you think that the beer makes your woman horny, try to feed her some Red Bulls tonight and wait for your balls to get empty like the Iraq’s oil fields.

I have always been a regular visitor to the world-class escorts and I am yet to meet an escort with blood pressure issues. Those escort chicks are so content, happy and blissful that they never suffer with any of that.

Also, each of the high class escorts that I ever met owned more expensive gadgets than the richest corporate women I know, they really believe in using nothing but the best.

Most escorts that I met, loved to learn what they didn’t already know, be it the positions, the etiquettes, you name it.

I recently met a renowned historian who told me that the ancient Romans used to fuck their female slaves much worse than their Islamic counterparts, he also showed me some Roman-themed free porn to prove his case. I don’t know whether he was right or not and I don’t care about any of that history shit, but I gotta say that the chicks in each of those videos were effing hot.

I recently enjoyed a trip to New Delhi, India as a sex tourist and it was saddening to see that there were less Russian escorts in the city this time than there were back in 2004. I believe that it has most likely to do with the declining economy of the nation, which has been going down like never before since the new government of ‘The Childless Modi’ took over.

According to me and many other friends of mine, a smart woman is one who doesn’t let a single drop of your semen go waste. She literally swallows it all like a real daughter of a bitch. My ex-wife was also like that until she once caught me fucking her own mother; That’s when the procedure of my divorce with her began. Her mother loved to get her ass cheeks slapped and hence I would like to end this post by quoting “Never marry a woman who doesn’t like to get her ass cheeks slapped.”.

There is more and better quality Incest Porn available today than it was during the so-called Golden Age of Porn

I believe that it is a false notion that women are most horny during the times of their sexual development. As per my observations throughout my active sex life, I have come to the conclusion that they don’t feel as horny all the time ever as they do in their Mid-30s.

My girlfriend has been feeling guilty since she gave blowjob to the Jesus Christ in one of her wet dreams while I was away from home. She came when the Jesus was about to mount on her top.

In order to ease her pain off and convey to her that she shouldn’t feel guilty regarding the same, I told her that I jerked off to the incest porn all the time while I was away and having sex in your imagination with someone who is related to you or who you worship as god is perfectly okay. It really helped ease her pain but not 100%.

My girlfriend claims that she used to be a good friend of the pornstar Monique Fuentes in the school. And according to her, the real name of the infamous Colombian born MILF pornstar – Monique Fuentes, who has featured in over 100 mainstream American porn movies is ‘Malache Fuentes’ and he/she is a tranny in disguise.

Me and my girlfriend both agree that the real ‘Golden Age of Porn’ wasn’t the 1970s and the early 1980s, but rather the late 1980s and the early 1990s. There was no Jenna Jameson in the mainstream American porn industry in the 1980s or the 1970s and Jenna Jameson is without a doubt the best thing that has ever happened to the porn industry, not just according to myself and my girlfriend, but most of the porn freaks.

If you haven’t watched a Jenna Jameson porn movie till date, you are doing an injustice to your dick or to your pussy if you are a bisexual/lesbian woman.

I don’t believe that the Brazil nuts are aphrodisiacs. Last time I ate tons of those before mounting a North Goa escort, I just lasted as long as I usually do and the pussy felt the same way it always does.

Youtuber from Jardins refuses to have sex with his fans but hires a different escort each night

Nobody slays and splits a tight virgin like a big dick Hispanic or Congo man, I am not from Congo and neither am I Hispanic, but I am proud to admit that I have split several virgin pussies across the globe, just like many of my readers here.

I always make sure to visit my decades old friend whenever I am in Jardins, Sao Paulo, Brazil. This friend of mine is a Youtuber who claims to have never had sex with any of his subscribers or fans. He believes that one has to be the lowest-life form on the earth to fuck their own fans/subscribers. He believes that a real man is one who fucks the fans and subscribers of other rival Youtubers and makes them unsubscribe their rivals while at the same time making the women slave to his dick to an extent that she does nothing but promote their Youtube channel full-time. He hires those delicious escorts in Jardins (Acompanhantes no Jardins) all the time though and also makes sure that I enjoy some of those each time I am in his city.

This friend of mine suffers with POIS (Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome). He claims that moaning while having sex reduced the symptoms of his POIS. He says that earlier he used to be silent throughout his sexual sessions. He believes that fucking BBWs or women that displayed the symptoms of high estrogen levels never gave him the symptoms of POIS afterwards, even when his POIS was at its worst.

He loves Indian food and says that the South Indian diet is poison for your sex life but the North Indian diet is just the opposite.

Husband of a MILF Escort fucks his Sex Dolls all day while she fucks her clients all-day all-night long

One of my good friends met his current wife about 5 years ago when hwe worked for a major Sicilian loan shark in the New York City. 5 years ago, when he first met her, it wasn’t a meeting in a mall, a restaurant or at a party, but rather he met her in his hotel room where she came as his escort for the night and they made tremendous horny love just like you would see in a Tonight’s Girlfriend Porn Movie.

He went to the prison about 4 years ago and came out after about 3 years ago. Since then, he never did anything illegal, but nothing legal either, he has been unemployed ever since, but to his luck, he met this escort who is his now wife as well on a matrimonial website and he thought that it would be great if he marries her as then he wouldn’t have to work ever again. She was more than happy to meet this guy as she was already aging and her pictures as an escort were going viral across the nation.

Even at the age of 45 now, she makes tens of thousands of dollars per month working as a full-time escort, while he sits all day at home doing nothing but fucking his mini sex dolls. He says that he is more happy than ever before living the life that he has been living now.

He is also a conspiracy theorist who claims that Christine Amanpour is an Iranian agent who has fucked every CIA chief in the past 25 years. He loves Christine Amanpour for his hosting skills though, he never misses a program by her, and if by chance he ever does, he doesn’t forget to watch the same on the Youtube.

I fuck each of the female celebrities that I am familiar with, making her wear some sexy stockings

I wonder all the time that what would it be like if all the men were born with a blue dick, just like most western girls’ pussy turn pink as they reach the adulthood. Would the women like it more or despise it?

It is a pity that the god made the women so colorful and the men not so much. The color of our penis almost remains the same as we reach the adulthood, but women’s clit becomes red, their boobs grow so much and turn into two magnificent domes, their ass – the place where they poop out all their ingested junk from, becomes so stunning that the men are willing to die just to touch those once. It is an unfair world. I wish all the time that if I were born a woman, I would fuck different men all the time. Moreover, us men can’t last more than 30-40 minutes on an average, while the women just need a lubricant and have sex all their adult lives.

I learnt the art of tantric sex in the financial year 2012 and as an ex-eBay stealth account creator and seller, I concluded that tantric sex is like the eBay steal accounts, you get the hold of it after several trials and errors. Also, if you find a guru, just like in the case of eBay stealth accounts, you are likely to do it a lot better.

I have always known some celebrities in my lifetime and when I used to be an eBay seller, I would sell their autographed stuff and make over US $20000 with this tactic per month. I had one account dedicated to this activity only.

Each of the female celebrities that I ever met, I became infatuated with her, due to her class, beauty, style, elegance, charisma. But I couldn’t fuck a single one of those. Thanks to the technology, nowadays, I jerk-off to those female celebrties’ deepfake stockings porn videos all the time and it really feels like that I am fucking those celebrity chicks for real.

Now fuck your pregnant wife like a pornstar with the help of my free tips

I have been busy bashing the Happeh of the infamous Happeh Theory lately and that’s why I haven’t been writing much here.

I love to eat chicken, fuck my wife doggystyle, roar like a Lion doing it, that’s the reason why they call my current neighborhood a jungle for top-notch hoes.

I have been eating a lot of rooster meat lately and let me tell you something which you may already be aware of and that is that, eating the rooster meat has really reduced the refractory period for me like no other thing ever could. Now, I don’t need any naps after fucking my wife for several times in a day.

Even several of my regular readers didn’t have an idea that I was so great at sex until they read the free e-Book that I wrote offering sex tips. It has had over 24000 downloads within only a couple of months and without any sort of advertisement at all.

I have also offered many tips to fuck your pregnant wife safely like they do in the pregnant porn movies, which I am certain that will help you all.

I recently came across a blogger on a Discord sex server, who told me that the women with Welsh ancestry are the most prone to cheating and he sounded so confident making his claim. I have been extremely afraid since then, because my wife is nothing but 100% Welsh. I would have asked her for a divorce if I didn’t have enough confidence on my sexual prowess.

This Discord dude also claimed to know tons of history and told me that the King Solomon aka Jedidiah of the United Kingdom of Israel was a bisexual guy who used to suck his own dick right in the presence of his wives and concubines.

Czech Mega Swingers love it big and thick just like your All-American wife

I personally believe that the European porn will surpass the American porn in popularity by over 100 times by the financial year 2027. When I say American porn, I mean the porn belonging to the United States of America, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Chile and other countries on the continents of North and South America. Out of all such American pornstars, I only enjoy watching a few, which includes Meana Wolf, Tata Holiday, Alyssa Lynn, Alexis Fawx, Reagan Foxx, Mindi Mink, Xev Bellringer, to name some. But the list of the European pornstars that I love to watch is endless. I mostly like to watch the Czech porn, out of all the European porn and out of all the Czech porn, I love to watch czech mega swingers the most.

I really want to move to the Czech Republic or Russia in the near future, so that I can get to enjoy Czech or Russian beauties all the time. If you haven’t been with a Czech or Russian woman till date, you have missed the entire meaning of life.

I personally know the young CEO of a major corporation, who married an immigrant Czech woman, who is 1998 born, just for the sake of his love for the Czech women. She doesn’t even speak mediocre English yet. I have been trying to get close to her lately and the excuse that I have made is that I am trying to teach her fluency in the English language.

I would like to end this post by stating and advising you all that talkative young girls are a headache, but talkative grannies are adorable, so get yourself a talkative granny like the Russian GILF Pornstar – Franny to live a happy and content life.

Super-Hot Wife gifted her Bisexual Husband 24K Butt Plugs on his 36th Birthday and then asked him to Whip her ass very hard

She wears skin-tight shirts and boots all the times, she is 5’11” tall and has a marvelous body, which gets any man (perhaps including her brothers and father) hard just with a sight of her.

She gifted her bisexual husband Lelo Earl, one of the most expensive butt plugs made of 24 Karat Gold on his 36th Birthday. He gifted her a Johnny Sins sex doll on her 32th Birthday.

She loves to get her ass whipped by something strong that makes her ass look red like an apple, with just one whip, like you would see in XXX Videos. She once got seriously wounded once, but back to getting her ass whipped regularly as soon as she got healed.

She drives nothing but right-hand drive cars, he drives nothing but trucks or SUVs. She loves her cars in pastel colors, he loves his cars white, black or red.

He claims that the assholes of women between the ages of 35-45 feel the best; She asks him “How do you know it when you claim that you never had sex with anyone other than me in your entire life and I am only 32?” He replies that this is what they concluded it in a study. She asks him to send her the link to that list. He replies that they have deleted it or it is no more publicly available. She knows that he is lying.

She ends up cheating with a black man and finds it to be nothing special. She then tries a Hispanic dick and gets addicted to it and now fucks that same Hispanic dick more than she does that of her husband, whom she claims to love so much.

This is the story of a Certified Dermatologist couple whom I met recently on a SlackChat.

Freak and Naturally Voluptuous Middle-Eastern beauties on Chaturbate and Top Escort Directories

Two of my most favorite MILF Porn Stars ever are Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash. I believe that both are some of the most underrated 50+ Porn Stars and they deserve more regard than 99.9% of the MILF or GILF Porn Stars.

Both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia used to be stunners before they both ruined their looks with illegal drug usage. They both have become far more sexual since then. If one wants to see how great Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash and what some porn freaks taunt her the name with – Metheny, looked back in her younger years, just watch her ‘Liquor Clit’ by Reality Kings or ‘Homeless Girls Have More Fun’ by BangBus. I really want to see both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia enjoy the current hot male Porn Star – JMac’s dick in a threesome porn video.

My current favorite younger female Porn Stars are Lena Paul, Blair Williams and Violet Myers, all naturally busty chicks. I prefer those assets big and natural, be they on a MILF, GILF or a teenager. I really wish that the three chicks that I just mentioned don’t get ruined by drug addiction ever, even though I doubt that Lena Paul and Blair Williams take those occasionally.

I love Middle-Eastern chicks as well. If one wants to see how big of freaks the Middle-Eastern chicks are (including the Persian ones), just watch some of their amateur videos on any porn website. These Middle-Eastern chicks can give their Hispanic or Black girls a run for their money, when it comes to the freakishness. If you want to enjoy their freakishness live, just log in to the Chaturbate or hire a Middle-Eastern escort, if there is any in the city/town/village that you live in.

Riku loves AsianSexDiary more than the rest of the internet porn combined

I have a Japanese friend named Riku, who brags that he once fucked a nurse in the Ambulance once when he was extremely ill. He believes that the nurse had took some sexual stimulant which she discovered at the hospital and was the one to initiate it. He says that till date, he cannot forget that fun experience.

This Japanese friend of mine believes that you are not a good husband until you have made your wife had some fun with a BBC at least once. He claims that he regularly hires black gigolos to fuck his beautiful wife with ample curves and she loves him for that. He says that a White dick trying to beat a BBC is like the Triumph trying to beat the Mercedes in 1950s.

Riku claims that the Amazon blondes are a lot more fun than their Brunette or Ginger counterparts. He likes to give example of one of the most popular Amazon pornstars and certainly the most popular Italian pornstar for the past few years – Alura Jenson. He says that it is a pity that the blondes don’t make as great BBWs as their brunette counterparts. He likes to give example of the infamous pornstar – Sofia Rose in this regard. He once created a wonderful blog post giving example on his blog with the title – ‘The Battle of the BBWs’. In this blog post, he wrote just as I pasted below:-

“Take Sofia Rose, the pornstar as the challenger BBW and Samantha 38G as the reigning BBW of the porn industry, Sofia can give Samantha a run for her money any day of the week. Sofia just loves sex and that’s the reason why she kisses her male partners so much on the lips. Take her HeavyonHotties videos for example, in both of those videos, she spent almost half of the time kissing that fat dude.”

Riku says that he himself doesn’t watch the mainstream American porn much, but rather he spends most of his spare time jacking-off to the videos on the AsianSexDiary.

Edged for 4 hours straight without ejaculating a drop fantasizing about those 2 Busty Black Lesbians

I presume that you would agree with me here that the religions around the world have really contaminated the most important aspect of one’s life and that is the sex life. They have attached a guilt feeling to it which is almost impossible to ignore and/or forget, especially for the people born to religious families.

I believe that the contamination which the religions have polluted the sexual aspect of the people’s lives with is going to persist until and unless all the religions across the globe are completely terminated, especially the Abrahamic ones. Hinduism and a couple others aren’t that bad in this regard though but they need to disappear from the face of the earth as well.

I am really sad about the fact that the mainstream media hasn’t been showcasing the technology of the sex robots as much as even 1% of what they should and even when they do, they portray sex robots as they are some evil creations. Owing to which, the corporate aren’t willing to invest much in the same or maybe because the corporate aren’t willing to invest in the same, the mainstream media has been portraying the sex robots as something evil. Only the god which only exists in our fantasies knows the truth. Well, fantasies just reminded me of my 4-hour long edging session that I had last night fantasizing about 2 busty lesbians that I stared at walking down the streets of my neighborhood. They both were black, above 40 years old, most likely, and looking at them, the first thing I said to myself was “The Black doesn’t really crack.”

Tantric Gurus across the world are having fun with tattooed chicks of all sizes, shapes and age groups

There is no doubt that the women are biased towards the good-looking men with money compared to the good-looking guys with no money, but the ugly guys can really have an edge over the good-looking guys by developing a swagger that talks without using their fucking mouth about how good they are really in bed. Alex Vartman – the Tantric Sex Guru has that swagger, just notice his body language and act just like that. This Alex Vartman dude gets to have tons of tattoo girls sex with.

After having fun with hundreds of women belonging to different races, nations, income groups and family backgrounds over the decades. I have concluded that either a girl with an absolutely straight hair on the head or a girl with curly hair on the head are natural in bed, rest all had to either learn the art of love-making or the art of faking. Also, beautiful women belonging to poverty stricken families are great fucks.

I have been working on creating a sex education plan for the apes, lately and I am really amazed at the kind of responses that I have been getting, both negative and positive.

I have also been working on to create a viagra that will come without any sort of side-effects. I am really tired, sad, upset and disappointed about the side-effects that the popular viagras like Slidenafil and Tadalafil have on the consumer, although these are considered the two safest.

I believe that the governments must give awards to the people who can live with just a weekly fuck. I wonder to date, why they don’t it. It is almost impossible to live like that lifelong for a completely healthy person.

Cam Models are some of the Best-Looking People on Earth

I personally believe that the adult industry should all become legal in every part of the world, but the governments must turn every adult business into Not-For-Profit Organizations (NGOs) and then only will we be able to see passionate people working for this industry. Well, that’s just my personal belief.

Young men nowadays prefer fucking their VR porn synced fleshlights over real pussies, which is both a good and a bad thing. Good, because they don’t have to go through the tantrums of a real woman and heartbreaks that comes with it. Bad, because I believe that a woman’s milk, especially that of a MILF, is more nutritious for an adult male than it is for an infant. Bad, because they can’t kiss their fleshlights on the lips while the fucking is going on just like they can do with a real woman. Bad, because their fleshlight cannot wear a sexy lingerie to seduce them first. Bad, because their fleshlights cannot strip or do ass-grinding for them, neither can it twerk for them. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot talk to you in a sexy whispering voice with her arms wrapped around you, after you are done banging her little pink hole. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot pop out a baby for you. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot call you “Daddy” or “Papi” of herself or that of her kids. Bad, because Jehovah didn’t command you to fuck fleshlights but rather real pink pussies. Bad, because you cannot suck a fleshlight’s boobs while you are fucking it in the missionary position. Bad, because it doesn’t smell like a real pussy, but rather your own semen.

I believe that those who don’t believe in free sex are a total disgrace. Just look at the glowing faces of the Cam Models on LiveJasmin or on Alternatives to LiveJasmin and then look at the pale and ugly faces of the monks and nuns, and you will know what I am talking about.

Mother fucks like a Xvideos pornstar, daughter is an asexual fart

I believe that only a global sexual revolution can bring about a global economic recovery.

My girlfriend doesn’t like to drink my semen, she claims that it tastes bitter, she has no idea that her mother finds it too sweet. I don’t know who is telling the truth here, but there is no way that I am going to tell either of the two that they both have tasted it and they have differing opinions about the same. Her mother is a much better fuck than herself. She doesn’t throw any tantrums like her daughter, who wouldn’t even have anal sex with me, let alone ass-to-mouth. I have tried everything to trying to convince her to have anal sex with me like they have in the Xvideos movies, but the bitch wouldn’t listen, and I cannot even complain to her mother about it but rather have anal sex with the mother.

I wish to have sex with my girlfriend’s mother at least couple of times a day, but her husband (my girlfriend’s father) is always in the house and he has an idea that his aging wife, who still looks better than most college girls is a neighborhood whore. He wouldn’t leave the house and when he does, he mostly leaves it with his wife. What a fucking family!

The mother likes to fuck everyone around, the daughter wouldn’t even have anal sex with the boyfriend. Millennials suck!

I would like to end this post by saying that there is no reason to buy any other car than a Morgan if one wants to buy a vintage car, and there is no reason for me to fuck my girlfriend if I could fuck her mother every time I were horny. Both daughter and mother suck, but mother does it much better.

Latin and Black Strippers are more popular in the US than the White Strippers

Sense of humor sometimes proves to be more important than a gorgeous body and face in the stripping business, especially for the Latin Strippers with an accent.

I recently arranged a strippers party for a good friend of mine who just came out of the prison. It was really a delight to see three full-sized SUVs coming full of female strippers. He was about to have a heart-attack because of the sexual excitement. Now, I understand why there is no ‘Free From Prison Special Party’ with any of the strippers agency in the US when there are Divorce Parties, Bachelor Parties, etc. I have concluded that escorts are perfect for such men, not the strippers.

It is my personal observation over one decade that once you hire a stripper for a birthday party, you always hire a stripper for your birthday party. There is a reason why the number of strip clubs doubled in the United Kingdom in the past 1 year.

Blonde Caucasian strippers are outdated now, black women with a big booty and curly hair are in trend now.

There are more Polish strippers in the US than in Poland and the same goes for the Arab strippers.

I have a Muslim friend who has been living in the US for the past 2 decades now. One of his female cousins who also happens to live in the same city as himself, is a stripper. He regularly enjoys the strip dance of this cousin of his because he believes that it is not haram in his religion. He is a strict Muslim who doesn’t even borrow a loan from the bank because it is haram in Islam. He claims that it is not mentioned anywhere in the Quran that watching the strip club of your cousin is haram.

Get yourself a sex doll before you get yourself a girlfriend

I have a very good friend who buys a new sex doll each Christmas, this year he bought a mini sex doll from www.sexdollonline.com for $1349, and he claims that it is his best $1349 ever spent.

This friend of mine calls his wife Toyota Prius and his sex dolls – Fancy European cars.

He loves to go out for sex tourisms as well and his most recent destination was India where he enjoyed both the cheap brothels and high class female escorts. He hated the cheap brothels of India but says that the high class female escorts of India are some of the best. The agency he dealt with in Goa, even had some Bollywood actresses working for them a couple of days per month, but they were too expensive. US $10, 000 for just 2 hours for the cheapest of those.

This friend of mine loves women who ride motorcycles, although he himself doesn’t know till date how to ride one. He only drives cars, not even a bicycle will do.

He also blogs anonymously about his escort adventures. He has already written about 400 posts about his 400 adventures with different escort girls belonging to different parts of the world. He has mentioned on his blog that only 50 of those adventures were worth it and 22 of those adventures were with 22 different pornstar escorts.

The most shocking thing that he has written on his blog till date, which most find hard to believe including myself is that the infamous and veteran wrestler – Triple H aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley aka Paul Michael Levesque, now suffers with an incurable erectile dysfunction which happened during a fight on the World Wrestling Entertainment’s arena. He claims that his wife – Stephanie McMahon has been making him a cuckold each night ever since then, he claims to have himself spent 3 nights with Stephanie while HHH was just looking at them fucking each other and trying to get an erection himself.

Your wife gives me a blowjob twice a week and UEONO

I recently came across some comments on a James Deen and Alanah Rae porn video where he was punishing Alanah very badly. The theme of the video was punishment and hence it shouldn’t come as a surprise. But what came to me as a surprise was the fact that how the people (all male usernames) mentioned that how much they miss James Deen in the porn. There is a reason why they always used to choose James Deen for such movies. The guy was really abusive and he has been accused of being abusive by more female pornstars than any other including one of my favorites – Nikki Benz. I don’t want to waste my time with talking about the idiot James Deen anymore, let’s talk about something else.

I remember that I used to feel very bad and guilty after jacking-off to the incest porn when I used to be a teenager but now I don’t. Now I love those incest porn videos, especially the ones involving blowjobs.

I personally believe that nobody other than Jesus has been able to live a celibate life in the entire history of mankind. I firmly believe that all the rest who claimed to have lived celibate lives were/are all liars including the apostles, Hindu monks and others.

I have personally observed this one thing in my life after fucking hundreds, if not thousands of women of different races and classes, and that is that the best dressed women are generally the lamest fucks. And there is another thing that I have observed in this time period and that is that nothing enlarges my dick like a good old big ass. If your wife has a big ass, then send her to me and I will prove to you what I just claimed.

Wife doesn’t suck his dick, so he gets it sucked from the Trannies he meets on TrannyRoulette

I have a friend who owns his own limo service in Kentucky. Both himself and his wife are sex machines, and I say this regarding his wife from the first-hand experience. Though you would be surprised to learn that this wife of my friend hates to give a blowjob to anyone, including her boyfriends and husband; her husband has tried several times for the same, each time she bites her cock with her sharp teeth and claim that it was an accident. To enjoy blowjobs, he started visiting trannies that he met on Trannyroulette.com

Trannies are some of the best people to receive a blowjob from and this is something that I tell you from my first-hand experience as well.

This friend of mine who owns a limo service in Kentucky, brags about being a Cheetah in bed and the sucker cannot convince his own wife to give him a BJ. I bet that if she were my wife, she would be blowing me all day all night long.

This sucker friend of mine and his wife have created a private vocabulary for the bedroom fun. They refer to the slow speed fucking as ‘first gear’, when his wife wants it faster, she asks him to fuck her in the ‘sixth gear’.

They also do a lot of roleplay. Mostly he plays the role. His and her most favorite is when he plays the cop.

When I fucked her, I didn’t have to play the role. Our actual story of fucking was quite accidental and I hope that I meet such an accident soon once again.

Gigolo could easily get rid of his porn addiction but he is unable to resist the Bengali sex stories

I have a Bengali-Indian gigolo friend who used to be a porn addict before choosing the profession of a gigolo. In other words, he chose the profession to replace his porn addiction with sex for money. He doesn’t watch porn anymore but he still jacks off to Bangla Choti Kahini.

This gigolo friend of mine always tells me that the GILFs and MILFs hire a gigolo just for some banter.

He also claims to have had sex with a female travel journalist in the past in exchange for some secret information.

He loves to write poems and songs about his sex life and women. Here is one of the poems that he wrote when he was struggling with the porn addiction:-

“Easy is to make fun of other men’s ED and small dicks,

Painful is to learn that the same is your case.

Easy is to say that your going to go on NoFap,

Difficult it is to commit yourself.”

Here is a poem that he wrote to compliment the boobs:-

“Boobs give us fresh milk,

To make fun of them is not fair.

Under the boobs we rest,

And therefore we should give them the best.

Persecuting boobs we should spare,

But give them love and care.

They say enjoy us please,

So we should encourage women to grow bigger tits.”

He claims that once a regular client of his, who is also fond of creating rhyming text, wrote a poem dedicated to dicks, which read as follow:-

“Penis! Penis! Grow for me,

Become a stick from a matchstick.

Penis! Penis! You are magic,

You make me happy when I am pink,

Give me your seed that I need.”

Big Booty Anal Porno has made monogamy possible by turning men into wank machines

Just last day I read a Reddit comment where the topic for discussion was ‘Is Monogamy natural?” One of the commentators posted that the monogamy is natural for men if and only if their women let them watch and jack-off to their favorite big booty anal videos which they won’t as they feel envious of those perfect butt girls.

Although I get a lot of pussy, head and butt, I still cannot get enough of the porn and wanking. The modern pornstars have really made it impossible for the men to stop watching porn. Although I love POV porn, I believe that VR porn is not the future of the porn industry and they should come up with something new that will be able to give men and women goosebumps just like the arrival of the free tube websites did back in the early 2000s.

Many of my friends tell me that they feel guilty after taking a wank but they don’t feel any guilt after fucking a pussy. Although I cannot relate with them, I always have the same advice to give to them and that advice is that they should all get circumcised because there is no possibility for a man with balls to stop taking a regular wank in these modern times when there are more beautiful girls always around you than ever before wearing more skimpy clothes than women ever did in the recorded history. The things are more difficult if you work at a office where most of your co-workers are pretty angels with big ass and bust or you work from home where you have access to all the porn available for free on the internet. Whatever the case maybe, the only solution to not wanking is to get circumcised.

Multi-Millionaire couple regularly performs on free live sex cams and love it

Mr Rosenberg is a self-made multi-millionaire who loves to live his life to the fullest and this is evident from his expensive limousines, speedboats and Italian sports cars.

Until about a couple of years ago, Mr Rosenberg used to be addicted to the porn and his all time favorite pornstar used to be Mindi Mink. Mr Rosenberg thought that it was a good idea to marry a woman who just looks like Mindi Mink in order to get rid of addiction, in other words he wanted to replace his addiction to porn with passionate sex with his wife, which I believe will sound to most like a bulletproof idea but as they say that it is always easier said than done. Mr Rosenberg successfully found a woman 8 years younger to him who looked just like the classy and sassy pornstar – Mindi Mink.

As you may already know, like an intelligent gentleman, Mr Rosenberg didn’t ever said a word to his wife about his past addiction to porn and he was certain that he will never be back to his past addiction but unfortunately, after the honeymoon period was over, Mr Rosenberg fell back to his old addiction and it all resumed when once Mrs Rosenberg was away on a business trip and Mr Rosenberg couldn’t resist the urge to watch a naked woman. Mr Rosenberg was confused whether he should hire a prostitute instead because his inner-self knew that if he watches it once, he is going to watch it again and ultimately, he will again be the porn-junkie Rosenberg but he also didn’t want to cheat on his wife, so he decided to watch porn and ultimately, within a matter of 2 weeks, he again became the porn-wanker he used to be. After a few more weeks, Mrs Rosenberg found her husband watching porn and masturbating, Mrs Rosenberg decided to talk to him and ask why is watching porn and wanking to it whereas he knows he already knows that his beautiful and sexy wife has been starving for weeks for a dick. Mr Rosenberg told his wife everything and after that Mrs Rosenberg decided to do something so genius that it will perhaps shake you. Mrs Rosenberg said to her ex-wanker husband that being a daughter of a psychologist she knows that it is not possible to stop an addiction altogether but it can be replaced with something healthy and with the help of someone sensible like herself.

Mrs Rosenberg’s idea was that they should stay together as much as they can and perform on 777lifecams whenever they are together, Mr Rosenberg first resisted but finally agreed. It has been over a year and Mr Rosenberg is more than happy to have found such a wonderful wife who really took care of his addiction, he hasn’t watched a single porn video since they both started performing on sex cams. They are also one of the richest couples that perform sexual activities on live cams.

This Margao Goa escort owns a successful genital warts removal company

There is a new product introduced almost every 5 days that the sellers claim will battle one-on-one with your genital warts and win in the end making those ugly genital warts disappear forever.Most of these products are totally useless and some are useful but in addition very painful too. You need to find the right product for yourself and that’s exactly what I can help you with here on my blog. I help you find the right product all the time through my little beautiful blog. Several guys and girls who learnt about this product are running popular vlogs and you can see in the comment section as well on their vlogs that how many people are being helped by this product.

The product is not something that only the ones who own a couple of luxury cars only can afford. Some scammers are offering super-expensive products for warts treatment. Those products never work. The one that I am talking about here is one of the cheapest products for warts treatment available in the market. This product is not something that has been featured on the QVC or on As Seen on TV but it is giving the whole QVC and As Seen on TV combined a run for their money when it comes to the sales amount. The main business for this product comes through the word of mouth. This post can also be considered a type of word of mouth and the Vlogs explaining how much this product has benefited them is also a form of word of mouth, the people commenting beneath the vlogs also telling you how much this product helped them is also a form of word of mouth. It takes courage for someone to tell the whole world that they were suffering from genital warts and now they are free from it. It is not a joke to openly come out and tell stuff like this. Genital warts are caused by a virus that is transmitted sexually and getting to know how to get rid of genital warts wasn’t among an easy task either. The man who discovered the foolproof way of curing those ugly little monsters is a genius and he has been using his brain for only the good of the people. We must all applause his efforts and if you are suffering from the genital warts then give it a go and thank me later.

I even know a Margao Goa escort who has her own genital warts cream company. It is a pretty successful company just like the agency she works with is.

Replace your cigarette addiction with video games and escorts addiction

Joshua is a 27 year young all American man who had been trying to quit cigarettes for too long. Joshua got into the cigarette smoking while he was a teenager. He was introduced to it by a friend of his. Joshua knew it was bad, but to look good to his friends and he also thought he would look stylish to the girls if he smokes.

When Joshua started, he didn’t think that he will one day be addicted to it. He didn’t believe that he was an addict until he was 25, he thought that he can stop smoking whenever he wants to. Was he wrong?

He started to end his smoking addiction when he was 25, but the withdrawal symptoms would get him each time. Joshua was getting tired of this now. When Joshua was 26 and a few months, he was too close to get there and started to watch movies as a pass time. After a while, he noticed that his work performance was getting worse instead of getting better, he thought that his work performance was good because he smoked and most of the successful people he saw on the television, the celebrities, the successful business people, etc, they all smoke and that’s one of the reasons why they get there, so Joshua started smoking again.

This time after reaching the age of 27 years and 6 months, Joshua felt like quitting once and forever. He knew that he wouldn’t be able to quit smoking if he doesn’t replace his smoking addiction with a harmless one. He closed his eyes and went back in time to see what is it that he could do to make him quit smoking once and for all, he noticed that he used to be a video game addict until he was 15, he said to himself that he should buy the best gaming laptop under 1000 for himself and start playing video game instead whenever the urge to smoke arises. He did the same, and now after 3 months of doing this, the urge to smoke doesn’t even arise in him. Joshua says that he is now clean forever.

He even hired some Ponda escorts while he was in Goa and says that it helped as well.

Texas man likes his radar detectors and escorts to be the best

Rae is a 26 year old young and energetic man. Rae doesn’t like to drive his car like parasites on the highway. Rae is a single man who drives his black Porsche Cayman like a rocket. Rae lives in Texas and every time he reaches his destination, he thanks God and the best radar detector for money he bought. Just like his radar detectors, Rae loves his women to be the best, especially when he is out of his hometown, like he was in Goa recently and he hired the best Palolem escorts there.

Things weren’t like this always, there were times when Rae would drive like a sloth and always follow the speed rules. When Rae finally got rich after a 5 year of constant struggle, he bought himself a Porsche Cayman. He couldn’t enjoy his Porsche Cayman fully due to the speed rules everywhere in Texas. He then one day stumbled upon a thing called radar detector on the Reddit.

Rae first couldn’t believe his eyes that such a thing could exist. “He was amazed” wouldn’t be the right term to describe his feeling at the time. Rae was first scared to buy one because he feared that it might be a trap by the feds. Next day when he was driving his Porsche Cayman at dead slow speed, he said to himself “enough is enough, I am going to buy the best radar detector that is available in the market today.” Rae didn’t wait for a minute and started looking for the best radar detectors online. He bought one through the Amazon, and it arrived to him the very next day. Since then, Rae is happier than ever before with his life and he doesn’t mind living in Texas anymore. He is enjoying his life to the fullest with his black Porsche Cayman and the radar detector.

Enjoy French escorts like never before with this one trick

With the new French streaming websites, it is not the obvious viral videos that are interesting. French streaming websites have gone too far with the latest technology. This is where you find the largest number of streaming videos on the internet, second only to the English streaming websites.

The topmost French streaming websites get these 2 things spot on, first, the videos are high quality enough to make you feel that 2018 is really into something , second, the videos load fast enough so you never have to wait for it.

These French streaming websites are also a great way to learn the French language. It becomes so entertaining and easier to learn a language using streaming websites, you just have to get the hold of it. Some people have become too addicted to the streaming websites that they are confused whether they need a treatment. They don’t need a treatment, they just need to find some other hobbies as well.

I enjoyed the services of a French lady in Goa who worked as an escort in Bambolim Goa, with the French I learnt with those French streaming websites.

I have suggested many people before to only watch streaming websites of other language that they speak in order to learn a new language. I myself learnt a lot of French watching French streaming websites. Could you imagine about such websites about 30 years ago? You can learn any language that you want to, just with a matter of clicks. Watch your favorite episodes or movies and get to learn a new language simultaneously.

Goa has some of the best massage service parlours on the face of the earth

Gone are the days when the taxi drivers used to rob you of your money when you used to arrive at the airport and hired a taxi. This is 2018 baby and airport transfer services are literally everywhere, but still you need to find the right one for you. There was a time when the taxi drivers used to throw so many tantrums on the passengers, but those days are over now.

One of my friends is a very popular vascular surgeon. He travels from one country to another at least thrice a month. He tells me how easy it has become for him since the arrival of airport transfer services. He first used to hesitate going to other countries due to several factors and hiring rude taxis was on the top of his list. The best experience he ever had was with Goa Airport Taxi. He told me that the driver was so polite and everything was taken very good care of.

He says that whenever he visits Goa, he hires the same airport taxi service. It is amazing how things have changed in the recent past when it comes to the taxi services.

In India, they have some of the best taxi services and Goa has the best of them all. With all those massage parlours in Goa, it is heaven on earth.

My mom gave me 30k last month to enjoy a vacation in Calangute, Goa

My mother had always been a homemaker until my father’s and my business started suffering the losses. Me and my father would never tell her about our losses but she somehow knew it. She would look for the ways to make money online all the time without telling anyone about it.

She tried almost everything that she could find on the internet. She tried survey jobs, she tried captcha jobs, she tried blogging, she did freelancing also. No job was bringing in even enough to pay the electricity, computer depreciation and internet bill that it was generating. My mother didn’t tell anyone that she has been trying her hand making some money online because she didn’t wanna be discouraged from it.

One day she discovered about Google Scraper. The idea looked too good to her. She wanted to know more about it and started looking out more information on it. When she found an appropriate subreddit to discuss about it, she saw that proxies is what the scrapers talk about all the time. They think of the proxies while sleeping, they dream about buying it cheap, they dream about buying it bulk. She also learnt several full-time internet marketers who have given upon scraping because of the headache that these proxies managing bring in.

The funny thing is that she didn’t even know what a proxy is at that time. She looked for more information about it and she is a kind of a lady that doesn’t give up. She then looked for someone who can take care of the proxies and stuff. She found out a company that claimed they will take care of it all and she made a deal with them. She has made over 72k US Dollar in the past 9 months with using this technique. God Bless my mother!

She gave me 30, 000 USD to enjoy vacations last month, I enjoyed vacations in Goa with that money and spent a lot of it on Calangute female escorts.

Chinese factory owners can’t seem to get enough of hiring hot independent Candolim escort girls

Do you know where most of the aluminium car toys are made today? Even if you possess a little bit of knowledge about the business world you already know the answer to the question and the answer is Republic of China (RAC). Most aluminum die casting factories are located in the major cities of China today.

These Chinese factory owners love to spend their time and relaxation time with hot Candolim independent escorts which is an irony as India and Indians are supposed to be their greatest competition.

If you are somehow in an industry that requires diecasting or something related and you are getting it done in your own country and your own country is located somewhere in the America or Europe, need I say that you are already running into losses?

Even giants like Mattel and Diecast had to move their operations to China in order to survive. As Darwin said that the only those species will survive that are able to change according to time and same is the case with the industries. Those who refuse to drop their old dogmas and blind nationalism go extinct.

Most popular Russian models working at Delhi’s Nuru Massage Parlours

The GDP per capita of India is only US Dollar 1709 per capita per year, but would you believe me if I tell you that NuFace products that NuFace Facial Toning Device is being sold there by the resellers for as much as US $500 and ladies are buying it like crazy.

If you are well-versed with countries like India, it should come as no surprise to you that there is a great inequality there when it comes to the income of the people. The elite of that country makes bank there and includes some of the richest people on earth like Mukesh Ambani while the poor is among the poorest of all. The riches of them have established Russian models providing them Nuru Massage Delhi Services, while the poor doesn’t have the money to buy a condom.

It would come to you as no surprise if the rich women of countries like India buy NuFace Facial Toning Device but the middle class women too are spending all their savings on this one product. Can you imagine the power of word of mouth? You don’t need another sales tactic if your product is good enough in itself. The people will appreciate and compliment it everywhere and tell others about it just like in the case of NuFace Facial Toning Device.

World has become a global village, some even go as far as calling it a global street, and on this global street, if you manufacture and sell a wonderful product in the UK, the word will soon be all over the USA about it in a matter of months. If you sell a wonderful product in China, the world will be all over the Asia within a matter of months as well.

Business people and industrialists were so anxious and nervous about how things are going to work when the world becomes a global village and to their surprise they are finding that they are better than ever, especially if your product is much better than your competitors’.